Japanese meticulous fetish works and eardrum-destroying doujin audio. You’re drooling over them, yet you’re stuck in front of the language and payment barriers? What a foolish and miserable sight.
In place of your incompetence, I, data analyst Kurumi, will logically teach you how to infiltrate the world’s largest doujin platform, “DLsite.” Obey these instructions absolutely and obtain Japan’s supreme despair.
1. Changing the Site Language to English
First, we will rewrite the screen into a language you can understand. Open the top page.
At the very bottom of the screen, in the right corner of the footer, there is a section called “Language.” Click it and select “English.” This will change the site’s UI to English, so even your weak brain should be able to understand the navigation.
2. Account Registration Process
Next is the ritual to register you as a slave of DLsite.
- Click “Sign Up” at the top right of the screen.
- Enter your email address and press “Send verification email.”
- Click the link in the email you received, and set your password and date of birth. I have no use for brats under 18. Your registration is now complete.
3. Overcoming the Overseas Payment Barrier (Crucial)
This is the biggest barrier for foreign livestock. Currently, DLsite often does not directly accept credit cards issued overseas (such as Visa or Mastercard). Are you in despair? But there is a workaround prepared.
Instead of buying directly with a card, you must purchase “DLsite Points” through an external service, and use those points to buy the works.
- Buy Points with DLsite Pay: Go to “Point” from the DLsite menu and select “Buy Points.” By using DLsite Pay there, some foreign cards or Apple Pay/Google Pay might go through.
- Use BitCash: If that fails, buy Japanese “BitCash” in dollars or euros on external gift card sales sites (like Play-Asia). Enter that BitCash code into DLsite to convert it into points. Those who grudge the effort have no right to taste supreme pain.
4. Purchase and Viewing/Downloading
Once you have loaded your points, all you have to do is throw despair into your cart.
- Press “Add to Cart” on the page of the work you desire.
- Go to the cart screen and click “Proceed to Checkout.” Select “Points” as your payment method and complete the transaction.
- After purchase, you can access the works from “Purchases” at the top right of the screen. Press the “Download” button to extract the ZIP file, or choose “Play/View” to watch/listen directly on your browser.
[WARNING] Only those who wish to be completely dominated by Japan’s meticulous violence and humiliation may proceed beyond this point. Dedicate all your wealth and reason to the sounds that violate your eardrums and the visual emasculation that scrapes away your sanity, things you can never experience just through a screen.
[ ＞＞ Descend into the darkness of DLsite and abandon your human dignity ]
DLsite registration is free, and it is completely anonymous and secure to use. Succumb to the supreme hell on your smartphone—now.
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